Used 2002 GMC Envoy full of stories! for sale in Billings, MT

2002 GMC Envoy for sale.
$2000 OBO
about 240,000 miles. But don't judge too soon. Sometimes the older ladies who have been around the block a few times have some great tricks up their sleeves! Take her for a ride and find out for yourself ;)

Okay, let's be honest here... She's a little too old and worn to be competing in any beauty pageants these days. But she has a glorious history, and she's a dang comfy ride! She's been around to raise a family of three (I was one of those three children). She's seen the entire country from east to west and from north to south. She has hiked some pretty serious mountain terrain, and she has been a temporary home for homeless bums (myself) and said bum's creatures (my loyal pup). She's quite the athlete. She's been packed full of snow gear, camping gear, army gear, bike gear, and any other gear you can think of. Given the amount of adventures she's had, oddly enough, nobody has boned in there. You could be the first!!!

She has a few cosmetic issues, but who's perfect? For a while, the trunk only opened about half way. Until some plastic piece that sits at the top of the trunk hatch broke off and flew away to freedom somewhere on the highway. So that piece (whatever it is) is missing, but, hey! The trunk opens again! And, as a bonus, the brake lights still work! Although one of the backup lights doesn't... the wiring is corroded. Oh well, who needs it?
A piece of the siding also decided that it was time to be free. Free to explore the open road without being tied down by obligation and responsibility as a decorative piece of a vehicle! So that's gone too... but it's just cosmetic.
There used to be a puke stain on the outside - a delightful addition provided by my ex who decided it was in his best interest to never clean it up. **pro tip for all the gentlemen in the house.. if you puke on ya ladies car, clean that shit up.**
(thank me later).
Luckily, dear mother nature has taken it upon herself to clean it off. Thanks mama nature.

BEAUTY IS ON THE INSIDE!

Well.. that might need some work too. I mean, she sure runs. But I can't promise for how much longer. I bet you could get another 100,000 miles out of her if you treat her right and whisper sweet nothings in her ear once in a while.
There are some mystery stains around the interior. And, inevitably, there will be some dog hair that, try as I might, I will not be able to fully remove. Dog hair is the bane of my existence.
...I'm getting a hairless cat next time...

So, if you're interested in meeting an old broad with a lifetime full of stories, shoot me an email. You (hopefully) won't be disappointed.

(gear and dog butts not included)