Used Not your sisters 03 Mini Cooper S for sale in Quincy, PA

$7,500 OBO

As stated in the title, this isn't your regular cutesy poo mini. This is a mini that looks like it could have been owned by your shady neighbors step-son who's not so secretly a mafia hit man, but still enjoys a taste of fun driving. You better like black. Paint..black, wheels..black, windows..black, plastics..black, leather..black, you get the point. But the roof is white because otherwise that would just be overkill. Sure, there's a minor spot of rust by the taillight, but what do you care!? You'll be using walmart parking lots like they're the Nurburgring, and you're a British touring car champion, listening to your loathsome high school rock band on the premium sound system! Best part is, while you're busy looking fly, your buttocks will be swaddled in the scrumptious warmth of a heated, premium Argentine Criollo leather seat. Little Tomas from Argentina won't care that his pet Big Mac the cow's skin is under your sweet buns, because you're Mark Whalberg in The Italian Job teaching Steve a lesson. Or maybe, just maybe, you're Handsome Rob. But lets face it, you cant be Handsome Rob, he's too cool. So you've settled for go-kart racing and simply pretending. PERFECT! You don't even need to get out of the car. Just drive right on the track, because it already handles like a go-kart and its barely any bigger. It will leave those plebeians in your glorious sounding exhaust. This is no crack pipe Honda ricer sound. The full header, heat wrapped in beautiful livery, produces music so sonorous it will make grown men fall to their knees, women weep, and children cry out in a lustful chorus. Still don't believe me? Picture yourself; autocross, rally-cross, track day, road trip - any road becomes your oasis! And you don't even need to worry if it will make it because it just passed an inspection by the great motherland of Pennsylvania. Single? The dates will pile up. Married? Relaxation abounds in a single drive. There is simply not a situation in which you don't need this car. You can rip through the gears of the 6 speed, treating your ears to the symphony of noises coming from this car. The supercharger whine sounds as if Napoleon Dynamite's Liger is strapped to your hood hissing its head off. All the while a symphony of noises is coming out the back end. Crackles, pops, gurgles and a melodious sound builds as you climb to redline. Let's just hope those same noises aren't coming out your back end as you experience the terror of just how hard this machine can go around a corner. Wouldn't want poor Tomas' cow to have given his sweet sweet skin in vain. Stop sitting around thinking, "Am I just eating because I'm bored?". SEND IT
If interested, have more detailed pictures and can answer questions.
Have new axles still in box included with the car
Also have a rear strut tower brace not installed but included.
Headliner is brand new
Headlights have been restored and then covered with 3M Clear Film so they will not get scratched or faded

Upgrades:
Mini Madness intake
Detroit Tuned Bypass Valve
Milltek Header with high flow cat and heat wrapped
New O2 sensors with 90 degree O2 bung after cat
Alta cat back exhaust
Mini strut bar with strut tower plates
DDM Works tri rear strut bar
DDM Works IC air diverter
MSD coil pack
MSD wires
NGK platinum Iridium spark plugs
Cravenspeed oil dipstick
New oem upper mount
New oem lower motor mount
Both mounts with powerflex inserts
H&R springs
Lowering struts
Sprint Booster V3
Upgraded gloss black grill
Gloss black headlight cover
Satin black window trim sticker cover
Light tinted rear tail lights
Smoked side markers
CF Bonnet air scoop
CF side view mirror caps
CF door handle covers
CF gas cap cover
CF rear hatch trim cover
CF rear spoiler
Triple R Composite front spoiler
Aluminum front spoiler stabilizer bars
Front plate relocator
Black checkered tow hook
205/45/17 Bridgestone Potenza RE17 8,000 miles on them. In good shape
Satin black painted stock MCS wheels with JCW center caps
3mm wheel spacers front and rear
JCW shift knob
JCW E-Brake handle
Red stitched shifter and Ebrake boots
JCW all weather mats
Upgraded pedals

Issues:

Stone chips, small scratches, Small spot of paint bubbled by drivers tail light and scratches on the bumper.

Service engine soon light came on for an o2 sensor (code P2096). We put all new o2 Sensors on but do not have an analyzer that will clear the code. The car runs great but you will need someone to clear the code.