Used Vanilla Thunder for sale in Crete, IL
Vehicle Description
Do you like AM radio? How about FM? Are you tired of not being able to bump all those 2 Live Crew cassette tapes you've been sitting on since this fine motor carraige rolled off the showroom in 1994? Are you ready to experience MPG (highway) in the DOUBLE DIGITS? This may sound too good to be true already, I know. Buckle the fuck up, Brochacho we're just getting started.
You may be looking at this pearl of American automotive achievement and thinking to yourself: "She's a beaut, but the paint is flaking off." You're right, it is, but that's by design. Two words: weight reduction. 50% less paint shaves precious ounces off the total weight of the truck. You're making that paint money back with every extra yard or two you get out of the tank.
You also may be saying to yourself "Single cab? Sure sounds difficult to have sex in..." You couldn't sound like more of an ignorant asshole right now. Bench seats. The most romantic of all automotive seating. You can trundle-fuck til your heart's contentment in this rolling davenport of love. Also, bench seats are perfect for transporting a crockpot full of meatballs to that work party you don't want to go to.
Going forward? It's got a pedal for that. Stopping? Boom, look just to the left of the last one we talked about, there she is. Do you want 4 wheel drive? No. You don't. You've never needed it once in your life. It's basically useless, like condoms or The Edge from U2.
Let's pose a hypothetical scenario here... Imagine you're 20 feet from your new truck, or upwards of 25 in clear weather, and you want to unlock your doors. Are you going to walk all the way to the door and put a key in like a chump? No, you're not. You've got a clicker for that. You're just like Luke Starwars and the force. The future is now! Also, power windows.
This V8 has traveled 147,171 miles. That's nearly equivalent to 6 trips around the planet. What does that tell us? Experience. This truck has real world experience. That's good for something, probably.
$1,000 (American) OBO. Interesting trades considered.
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